>
> A blond gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises
> coming from the bedroom.
>
>
> She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and
> panting.
>
> What's up?" she asks.
>
>
> "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
>
> The blond rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing,
> her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Rosie
> is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
>
> The blond slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
> right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough,
> there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
>
>
> "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack,
> and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"