okay it's another funny

  • wo 90-year-old women, Rose and Dorothy, had been friends all of their

    When it was clear that Rose was dying, Dorothy visited her every day.
    One day Dorothy said, "Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all
    our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor:
    when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s
    soft-ball there."

    Rose looked up at Dorothy from her deathbed and said, "Dorothy, you’ve
    been my best friend for many years.. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do
    this favor for you." Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

    At midnight a few nights later, Dorothy was awakened from a sound sleep
    by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her,
    "Dorothy, Dorothy."

    "Who is it?" asked Dorothy, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

    "Dorothy — it’s me, Rose."
    "You’re not Rose. Rose just died."

    "I’m telling you, it’s me, Rose," insisted the voice.

    "Rose! Where are you?"

    "In Heaven," replied Rose. "I have some really good news and a little bad

    "Tell me the good news first," said Dorothy.

    "The good news," Rose said, "is that there’s Softball in Heaven.
    Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.
    Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always
    springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play
    softball all we want, and we never get tired."

    "That’s fantastic," said Dorothy. "It’s beyond my wildest dreams! So
    what’s the bad news?"

    "You’re pitching Tuesday."

    "The problem with designing vba code completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool."

  • Re: okay it's another funny

    You're picked for Saturday?

    If absence makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt, perhaps my wife should live in Darwin?

  • Re: okay it's another funny

    I thought I was daught cause I didnt get it but you missed the punch line Jim. I added it for you. :)

    Heres another:

    three women die in a car crash and go to heaven.
    at the gate, they meet peter and he welcomes them with a warning: don’t step on the ducks.

    so they go in and among all the crystal seas and golden roads they see millions of ducks waddling around. almost immediately, the first woman steps on duck.

    peter comes walking toward her with a hideously ugly man with him. peter shakes his head, chains the ugly man to the woman, and repeats the rule: don’t step on the ducks.

    so now the other two women are walking around vigilantly, trying really hard not to step on a duck and have a fugly man chained to them.

    about a week goes by and the second woman accidently steps on a duck. she looks around really fast to see if she got caught and of course, sees peter walking toward her with another disgusting-looking dude. peter chains the man to the woman’s arm and walks away, reminding the last woman not to step on the ducks.

    the third woman spends the next few months shuffling around, thinking of nothing else but dodging ducks. one day she sees peter walking her way with a man. only this man is not ugly. he’s tan and tall and gorgeous. peter chains the man to her without a word and walks away.

    the woman takes a long look at the handsome man and marvels, "what did i do to deserve you?"

    he shruggs and answers, "i don’t know what you did, but i stepped on a duck."

  • Re: okay it's another funny

    Dah Hand slaps fore head
    Thanks Reafidy

    "The problem with designing vba code completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool."

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