Don't Be Distracted At Work

  • Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.

    A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

    She says, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless.'

    With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling 'Momma needs a new pair of pants!'

    She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers: 'YES!
    I WIN! I WIN!'

    With that she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally one o f them asks, 'What did she roll anyway?'

    The other one answers, 'I thought YOU were watching!'

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