A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached
almost all of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining
table and drop his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget's
left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough - the usual
method to check for a hernia.
"Hmmm..", mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again, "Hmmm, I see the
problem," said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side. The midget was
so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that
the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table,
pull his pants up, and then walk around and see if his testicles
still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer
The midget said, "That's perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it! What
did you do?"
The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."=